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Micheal Rhian Driscoll
11 Carvel Circle
Edgewater, MD 21037
410-573-0940
[email protected]

"I always thought I was normal, till I grew up and found out what normal was."

-- Tim McGrath, C&W Star.

EDUCATION

BS/MLS, Bowie State College, Bowie, MD, 1978
 PhD. History, Miskatonic University, Arkham, Mass., 1985
AA Degree, Graphic Design, AACC, Arnold, MD 1995


EMPLOYMENT

1993 to present - Visiting Fortean Professor of History, University, Arkham & Innsmouth Campuses, Massachusetts.  Archivist for the school’s Institute of Alternative Technologies, Medicines, and Philosophies. (IATMP)Director, The Urban Wildlife Foundation (UWF)

1992 to present - Manager, Mutant Food Unit Records Artists include The Groin Terrorists, Zipper Warfare, The Horn Dogs, Prof. Eatmore Fisch, Acid Reflux, Septic Tank (Australian roots rock group).

1987 to present - Owner of the Annapolis Capitalist Collective (AC2), featuring the following businesses in and around Annapolis, MD.
 
 
The Ocean at Low Tide (seafood & bait shop)
The Willow World
Hell’s Point 
Sushi Bar & Grill
The Kitchen Witch
(organic catering and deli)
Insight SoftWear
(t-shirts)
The Kebob & Calculator
(a cyber-pub)
Simplicitea Non-salt
Spices & Teas
Barnes & Noble
Books
Software
Shopping Spree

MOVIES

I was a Teen-age Horndog (1976)
I'm Just an Old-fashioned Horndog      (1986)
Memories of a Horndog      (1999)
Horndogs In Space (under development)

INTERESTS & ACTIVITIES

Living the Net
Living History - 18th&19th centuries
Cooking
Baking
Music
Photography
(of the point & shoot school)
Non-Contact Martial Arts
Erotica
Good Booze & Fine Wines
Home-brewing
Planning for Y2K
(and planning I mean ignoring)
  Ancient Technologies

COMPUTER SKILLS

 (any wizard-driven package for writing and graphic design) Netscape, IE Explorer, Mosaic, human engineering via IRC for out-channeled IRL applications.

PUBLICATIONS

50 Ways to Kill from The Fetal Position:
A Martial Arts Primer
The Scavenger's Cookbook
The Emperor's Return*
The World Turned 
Rightside Up**
The King Shall Come Into 
His Own***
  "Because Life Finds A Way"
(a study of urban wildlife)
Don't Survive - Thrive!****
The Keystone Falls *****
A History of the Vermont Republic
 The Appocrypha of Orthodoxy
******
Niblick Furball:
Hamster at Law
(a parable for children)
Niblick Furball:
Secret Agent
(not a parable for anyone)

*Being a history of the Napoleonic Reconquest of Haiti, Louisiana, & His Subsequent North American Invasion
**The British Army in North America Against Napoleon
*** A Short History of the Triple Alliance of New France, The Dominion of New England,  & the Stuart Crown in Virginia with a consideration of the Stuart Restoration in Scotland.
**** Living Well as the  Best Revenge Against the Millenium Bug
*****The Death & Life  of the Pennsylvania Quaker Republic
******Independant researches into the unexplained corners of the world; the suppressed histories of mankind